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the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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  • Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
  • Child: We'll wake up the books.
  • Parent: That's right.
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bakinginthebatcave:

unicornhairs:

her suit tho omg

I love wedding photos of strangers. I don’t even know you but I’m so happy that you’re happy and you look so lovely and it’s so wonderful and affirming somehow. I don’t know. Wedding photos make me happy.

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  • it was against the rules to get lyrics written out yesterday, but patrick was at the end of the line so i'm like, hey, might as well try, right?
  • me: could you write something out for me quick?
  • patrick: yeah yeah shhh c'mere shh super secret what's up
  • me: could you write "we're falling apart to half time?"
  • patrick: done!
  • my mom: that's against the rules, sarah!
  • patrick in this super deep super serious voice: you're going to jail, sarah.
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comparingmeerkats:

when you walk past a classroom that your friend is in 

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